Good morning, good evening, good

evening, good afternoon, good, good riddance. I don't know. I don't know how to start the show.

I usually say, hey everybody or hey shit heads. It's kind of awkward saying hey shitheads you know

because you don't know if you're new to the show and you're like what do you mean you're

call me a shithead not yet you're not a real shithead so you you got to be a die-hard to be a shithead to be a shithead to you you got to be a diehard to be a shithead to be a

shithead you have to have like been involved with the show you have to either have

listened to every episode you either have to contribute some way through a

posting on Facebook or or send us a video or a

song or a picture of yourself or your your girlfriend naked or or donated money in some capacity, bought something, attended an event,

that's how you become a shithead.

Then we got like titles like ultimate shit heads and motherfucking

shit heads and smelly shit heads and dirty shit heads and

piece of shit heads those are the guys that give us 25 50 a hundred that those

are the guys that really keep the show going because they're you know the show doesn't run on the show

doesn't run on on machetes farts now and I didn't know how how much I

appreciate machetty until I had to record these episodes without him.

Let me just tell you something.

That guy's valuable.

Didn't know how valuable he was.

You know, we all know where he comes in handy at 2 a.m.

But Machetty does a really good job with the show and I've been lucky enough to have him by my side for 300 episodes

He's been there for every single one of them. So

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