Episode 298- Jawbreaker (1999)

Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

Werewolf Ambulance

Movie, Comedy, Film, Film Reviews, Tv & Film, Podcast, Horror

4.7 • 635 Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2020

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode, we're discussing a movie in Katie's wheelhouse that is decidedly not a horror movie, Shudder be damned. It's the 1999 teen film about the horrors of...popularity? It's "Jawbreaker." Special topics for your consideration include: the sadness of rewatching a movie of your youth and realizing it's actually not great at all, Tawny Kitaen and how to learn more about her, how the minds of popular kids actually work, the patron saints of this podcast (ex: Judy Greer) and a shocking dearth of references to the band Jawbreaker.

Want more Judy Greer? Check out Episode 169- "The Village." More Rose McGowan? Episode 44- "Scream." Rebecca Gayheart? Episode 221- "Urban Legend." Carol Kane?! Episode 30- "Office Killer."

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Alan.
0:11.6	May I set a scene for you?
0:13.4	Please.
0:14.1	Imagine that you look down in your hand.
0:17.2	Mm-hmm.
0:17.8	And there's a crunch bar.
0:18.9	Okay.
0:19.4	Blue, white, red wrapper. You're like, fuck, yeah, crunch bar. Okay. Blue white red wrapper.
0:21.3	You're like, fuck yeah, crunch bar.
0:23.8	And then you realize, like, you haven't eaten since this morning.
0:26.5	You're feeling pretty hungry.
0:28.0	And you're like, yes, crunch bar.
0:30.5	This is going to satisfy.
0:31.7	Right.
0:32.8	And then you unwrap the crunch bar.
0:34.3	And instead of being a crunch bar,'s a take five okay okay no take
0:41.3	fives are terrible imagine instead of opening the crunch bar it's a dog turd okay i got you i got you you're so
0:49.9	let down right yeah yeah yeah welcome to my world oh Because that's how I feel right now about this movie.
0:57.1	Really?
0:57.8	Yes.
0:58.3	Oh, no.
1:00.0	Want to tell them what we're doing?
	...

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