Oh man, this is what my life's come to catch your one when I'm eating cheese right like

shredded cheese right out of the package like, like it's cereal, like a damn, yeah, like

a damn mouse.

Yeah, you should put cheese shreds in milk, you don't like cereal, dude, it's so bullshit

that they call him Pascal's wager, that that to me is bullshit, not the concept, the

name.

It's like, yeah, it's like no, like that's just like Mike's wager that's like Jerry from

around the corner's wager, like, let's pass cows, I like French for like peat or something

like that.

Yeah, did he invent pasteurization?

But the guy that invented pasteurization was Louis Pasteur, oh, what did they call it

pasture?

Oh, I guess it is called pasture, why did they call it pasture, pasteurization?

That's, oh, wait, that's exactly what I was talking about, honestly, it's like if you

were Louis Pasteur and you were laying some pipe, it's like, yo, girl, I'm gonna pasteurize

you, I'm gonna pasteurize you, I'm gonna pasteurize that pussy, I'm gonna pasteurize

him cheeks.

That's kind of gross, dude, like we're going back, we're going to make sure I know my

clothes.

Isn't that pussy today?

That's kind of gross, like using your name as a verb to what is, I guess pasteurizing

yeah, what is it killing all the bacteria and mill?

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