Episode 297: Boone Likely Coming Back + Go Astros We Guess? This is Hell.
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 14 October 2021
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
The Yankees are reportedly leaning on bringing back Aaron Boone. The Red Sox are in the ALCS against the Astros. Life is hell for all of us right now. We rant how if this doesn’t embarrass the organization to shake things up then nothing will. Hubbs wants Michael Fishman and his team of nerds gone and replaced by better nerds. Tommy cannot fathom how Boone could be back. Mush refuses to believe Dusty Baker invented the high 5. We run through the Yankees arbitration eligible guys and who they should make offers to as we figure out how to fix this team in one offseason. Outro Song: “Live It Up” via APM Music Library
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| 0:00.0 | Hey short porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. |
| 0:05.5 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:30.0 | Back at the wall, the end is a tight end again. |
| 0:35.0 | There a cheater, it's his final game with a walkoff signal. |
| 0:40.0 | There a cheater, with fantasy, the country, reality. |
| 0:45.0 | Did you have any debt? |
| 0:47.0 | There's a fly ball. |
| 0:48.0 | It's the left. |
| 0:49.0 | It's on the 20th. |
| 0:50.0 | There it goes. |
| 0:51.0 | And the Yankees are going to the World Series. |
| 0:56.0 | All right, here comes the judge. |
| 1:00.0 | It is Glaver Day. |
| 1:02.0 | And he is a Glaver of a month. |
| 1:07.0 | Fall game over. |
| 1:08.0 | Yankees win. |
| 1:09.0 | So... |
| 1:12.0 | Yankees win. |
| 1:23.0 | What's up? |
| 1:24.0 | What's happening? |
| 1:25.0 | Welcome to another edition of the short porch presented by Barstle Sports. |
| 1:28.0 | We are in the podcast room, which I feel like we haven't been together in this. |
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