And it is time to get ready for the show.

I want to make sure I got your comments working.

Then we'll kick off Saturday.

Come on, technology.

Hurry up.

So I have several things in my life where it takes 30 seconds from the time I hit press something to the time that something happens.

Do you know how long that is?

Do you remember the old days when you enter and then you just sit there?

Well, we're back to those days.

Boom.

Good. Boom, Bo-paw-p-p-p-p-b-boom. Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.

This is the best time you've ever had, but if you'd like to take a chance of elevating your experience up to levels

that no one could even understand

with their tiny, shiny human brains.

All you need for that is a cup or mugger, a glass of tanker, chelves, a tithe, canteen,

jugger, flask, a vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid.

I like coffee.

And join me now for the unparallel pleasure,

the dopamine of the day.

The thing that makes everything better is called the simultaneous sip,

and this could happen right now.

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