Very good, boys. Let's sing it again. Yeah. No, that's enough. Let's not overdo it. Oh, wait a good, boys. Yeah, get it. Look at it. Go ahead. Well, then cut the down the waste. Cerellant Pirate Radio. Succulant Pirate Radio. Hmm. Why? Because deep down, we're insensitive and robust.

Isn't that why you're here?

And now, uncaged and raised in a stress-free environment, it's John Miller.

USDA certified and flogged across the thighs of Guatemalan virgins.

Here's John.

Oh, yes, no doubt about it.

I'm John Miller.

And I'm Susan Miletta.

And here we are hanging out on FCC3Radio.com 107.3 FM, San Francisco's comedy alternative.

And we promised you guys earlier a special one-time event, which hopefully will become like a staple.

But we got Santa versus Scrooge tonight.

And when it comes down to the booking world to book Santa and Scrooge on the same night to go head to head.

I think the two of them have issues that they might.

Some solid bookings there.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's going to be

fun you can't get bigger names than that i don't know let's see well my schedule actually uh is pretty

full at this time of year but i do love the john miller program there you go there's santa and

let's see scrooge are you there well yeah now scoge is here. My dance card is pretty wide open these days.

Unfortunately, I got laid off a while back.

I think a lot of it was attitude.

Santa, you know, you symbolize the timeless spirit of Christmas, and since I screw...

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