Episode 296: I Am America
Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social
Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith
4.9 • 634 Ratings
🗓️ 24 November 2016
⏱️ 109 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Blurga, blurga, blurga, blurga, purple mountain, blurga, blurga, majesty. |
| 0:04.6 | My country, tis he. |
| 0:07.9 | Blurga, blurga. |
| 0:09.2 | This is Paul reacting to some little child singing God bless America on Facebook. |
| 0:13.2 | It's terrible. |
| 0:14.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:17.9 | It's terrible. |
| 0:19.5 | It's so fucking sacrin sweet garbage. |
| 0:23.3 | That we feel good about watching a little, a little ugly baby sin. |
| 0:28.2 | I hate it. |
| 0:29.0 | I hate this country with that shit. |
| 0:31.1 | I hate ugly baby singing shit. |
| 0:33.5 | Like, I'm a good person. |
| 0:34.4 | I can look at this ugly baby. |
| 0:35.8 | I'm not. |
| 0:36.1 | I'm not. |
| 0:36.4 | I'm doing sarcastically narrating. Okay. Like, you're saying, well, and I can look at this ugly baby. I'm not. I'm doing sarcastically narrating. |
| 0:38.9 | Okay. |
| 0:39.6 | Like, you're saying, what you're upset about is. |
| 0:41.2 | I'm going to be like, oh, look, even those baby's ugly, I can identify that singing a sweet American song, and that makes me a good person, because I'm not saying what an ugly baby that is. |
| 0:50.0 | So we should be good about ourselves. |
| 0:52.0 | All right, guys. Hey, can't really sing. |
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