Episode 296: I Am America

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2016

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Grumpy Paul is so upset about a Facebook video that we start off in an odd place. Plus; Jock vs Nerd and Scoop MailLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Blurga, blurga, blurga, blurga, purple mountain, blurga, blurga, majesty.
0:04.6	My country, tis he.
0:07.9	Blurga, blurga.
0:09.2	This is Paul reacting to some little child singing God bless America on Facebook.
0:13.2	It's terrible.
0:14.7	Yeah.
0:17.9	It's terrible.
0:19.5	It's so fucking sacrin sweet garbage.
0:23.3	That we feel good about watching a little, a little ugly baby sin.
0:28.2	I hate it.
0:29.0	I hate this country with that shit.
0:31.1	I hate ugly baby singing shit.
0:33.5	Like, I'm a good person.
0:34.4	I can look at this ugly baby.
0:35.8	I'm not.
0:36.1	I'm not.
0:36.4	I'm doing sarcastically narrating. Okay. Like, you're saying, well, and I can look at this ugly baby. I'm not. I'm doing sarcastically narrating.
0:38.9	Okay.
0:39.6	Like, you're saying, what you're upset about is.
0:41.2	I'm going to be like, oh, look, even those baby's ugly, I can identify that singing a sweet American song, and that makes me a good person, because I'm not saying what an ugly baby that is.
0:50.0	So we should be good about ourselves.
0:52.0	All right, guys. Hey, can't really sing.
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