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Corbett report.com. Welcome Mr. President, please come in, have a seat to make yourself comfortable.

Thank you so much for joining me today at this early hour, not that you had a choice, but today's going to be a pretty

intensive briefing session, so I thought we should probably get at it a little er-

I'm sorry, where are my manners? I'm James. I'm the representative of the Shadow Government that put you in power so I'll be your daily briefer. I'll be going over the news of the day with you, what you're supposed to say, when you're supposed to

say it, how you're supposed to deliver it, all of that type of thing.

Occasionally we'll go over the news that will happen next week, but sometimes we leave it as a bit of

a surprise for you, try to get a real reaction from you.

You know?

I'm sure you know how all of that works, but today, as I say, is going to be a pretty intensive

briefing, so I thought we'd get at it a little bit early. They were going to go over the most important thing about your entire time in office,

and of course I should congratulate you on your election.

What did we tell you? The Electomatic 3,000 is a thing of beauty and that whole

winning the popular vote by 66.6%? That was my idea. I know, I know. It's a bit cheeky, but if they ever called us out on it, we'll just try it out some

skeptic to talk about pattern recognition. It's fine. But that's exactly what we're going to be talking about today Mr

President. How do we do it? How do we make it so blatant that we're sitting here

pulling the strings of people like you the little puppets and minions.

And yet they don't come after us.

They don't care.

They don't even try to come after us and the people who do are denigrated and cast out

of society.

It's a pretty amazing system, as I'm sure you've had the chance to observe from the outside there. I mean, I know you're not the brightest bulb in the box and you're really only here for your photogenicity and your thousand watt smile and your nicely quaffed hair and your trip to Cambodia a few years ago.

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