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Episode 296: Heavens Gate Part III - Post Nut Clarity

Chilluminati Podcast

Chilluminati Podcast

True Crime, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2025

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Mike, Jesse and Alex FINISH the Heavens Gate series with a series of unfortunate events. Remember kids, rub one out before any major decision!
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SOURCES
Heaven's Gate: America's UFO Religion
by Benjamin Zeller

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, everybody and welcome back to the Chulamati podcast, episode 296.

0:26.4

As always, I'm one of your host, Mike Martin today, joined by the guinea and pig of L.A., Jesse and Alex.

0:32.6

You know what?

0:33.9

We already established this.

0:35.1

We can move on.

0:35.7

Did we do guinea and pig or do we do teen dough last time? Well, then teen, though, who's Tene, who's Do? Same guy. It's the same guy.

0:42.7

You're going to see there's quite a difference in our Mr. Applewhite this episode. He goes through

0:49.0

quite a change and he almost loses his give a shit. Are you going to tell me that he's going to rip off like a latex mask and like take that

0:56.4

little thing off his throat like Tom Cruise and it's not going to be him this time?

1:00.2

Yes, that's exactly correct.

1:02.1

The final reckoning has begun.

1:06.6

Final reckoning part four.

1:08.8

Yo, because it's an AI, dude.

1:10.8

AI's even killing the spy industry Boss. A.I. Dude. A.I.

1:11.3

He's even killing the spy industry now.

1:13.3

Oh,

1:13.6

really.

1:13.8

I just want Tom Cruise to play Big Boss.

1:17.5

Like,

1:18.1

I don't know.

1:19.6

I just want that to happen in my lifetime.

1:21.4

I think it's an appropriate desire,

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