I'm back finally for a special edition of the Jim Cornette Experience.

This is going to be the most personal podcast that we have yet produced on the program.

It's going to be a heart to heart talk between me, Jim Cornette and you, the cult of Cornette, on my life and future plans.

You unsavory fuckers made me this successful sought after in popular.

So now you got to take the blame for it and listen to it. And yes, I am on drugs at this very moment.

And about steroids and some shit that I don't even know the name of.

And if I do the regular intro, I'm going to have a stroke. So here's his your friend in mind.

Brian last. Hey Brian. Aloha Jim. It's great to have you back on the air. It's great to be here with a fresh show for the first time in a little while.

We've had some omnibus specials that although very, very popular exceedingly popular.

People miss their Jim Cornette. Their current corny can't take the place of current Cornette pardon me.

I'm mopping the sweat from my brow because I'm feverish.

I have an upper respiratory slash sinus infection.

From my travails over the last week. Stacey has the same thing, but whereas mine is going into my head and chest hers is into her head and is spread to her ears.

We're now she can't hear it thunder.

And every time we either one of us bend over, we feel like our brains are going to explode.

I remember the old musical.

Oh, glahoma where the germs comes screaming down the plains.

How do the next hour goes where the virus is high as an elephant's eye.

The fuck I.

Oh boy.

Everybody who's listened over the past few weeks will catch up here.

And last week we had our, our special program on the night of legends.

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