Episode 294: Bronxie The Magic Turtle Helps Turn Robbie Ray Back Into a Fraud, Yankees Win a Massive Series in Toronto
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 1 October 2021
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
The Yankees followed up their massive sweep of the Red Sox in Fenway with a gigantic series W in Toronto. Robbie Ray turned back into a pumpkin on Thursday as the Yankees tagged him for four bombs. The bullpen continues to be lights out and now with the the return of Lasagna they are at an optimal level. Aaron Judge continues to mash despite a busted pinky. The Baltimore Orioles are now forever our great pals after what they did to the Sox this weekend. All of this thanks to a magical turtle named Bronxie who was adopted right before this hot streak. The Yankees are cooking, let’s take care of business this weekend and secure the number 1 Wild Card spot. Outro Song: “Together Now” via APM Music Library
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| 0:00.0 | Hey short porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. |
| 0:05.5 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:30.0 | Back at the wall, the 80s are tied in again. |
| 0:35.0 | Derek Geter hits his final game with a walk-off single. |
| 0:40.0 | Derek Geter, where fantasy becomes reality. |
| 0:45.0 | Did you have any depth? |
| 0:47.0 | There's a fly ball. |
| 0:48.0 | He's the left. |
| 0:49.0 | He's on the 20th. |
| 0:50.0 | There it goes. |
| 0:51.0 | I have a Yankees. |
| 0:52.0 | I'm going to the World Series. |
| 0:56.0 | All right. |
| 0:57.0 | Here comes the judge. |
| 1:00.0 | It is Labor Day. |
| 1:02.0 | And he is a Labor of the Month. |
| 1:06.0 | Throw game over. |
| 1:08.0 | Yankees win. |
| 1:09.0 | So... |
| 1:12.0 | Yankees win. |
| 1:16.0 | Oh, what's up? |
| 1:25.0 | What's happening? |
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