Episode 292: Clare Belford v. Sexy Chats

Blocked Party

John Cullen

Comedy, Technology

4.8 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2024

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Clare Belford (comedian) returns to the show on the last of our pre-tapes before Dan gets back from Japan, and it's a fun one, as Clare blocks any "sexy chat" spam DM she gets invited into but notices one commonality...a fellow comedian showing up in these chats, and subsequently following some of these women. We don't reveal who it is, but you can maybe guess! No guessing about this episode being fun though, as Clare tells us about her new dog (who snores adorably throughout), and we discuss The Leftovers, Clare's dad's dog obedience tips, falling asleep at comedy shows, and our friend DBJ trapped themself in a box. Plus, Clare gets a confusing tax slip, a man gets caught in a court proceeding, and Twiggy owns an interviewer. If you want something to do that's a lot less confusing than your taxes, head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty, where a simple $5 donation gets you access to our entire back catalogue and THREE brand-new bonus episodes a month. Last week, Sequoia Holmes returned to the show for a Canadian Education episode, as we watched the MuchMusic staple "intimate & interactive" with Canadian legends Our Lady Peace. We also have ad-free episodes, an exclusive Discord, and more, so check it out! Clare Belford is a comedian who will be at Edmonton's Grindstone Comedy Festival in a couple of weeks from July 3-7. You can follow her for all her other dates on Instagram at @clarble. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	If you have any questions or concerns about this week's episode, please call her text producer Dan at 778-288-9-2-5-5. Start the party, Dan. It's time to turn it up. We're getting crazy going wild, fucking nasty stuff. Dude scrolling outside of butt-dump, fire. Boom, roast, mad pub, sticking up the replies. We don't want to go to school. We don't want to get a job. We just want to get on learning get our ass is blocked
0:21.0	We don't follow the rules
0:23.0	We do whatever we want. It's block party, the podcast, I go tweeted a duck. Block party. Block party. My mom, mention the fuck. Block party. Block party. I quote, we need a duck. Hello, friends,
0:37.6	idiots and friends who are also idiots.
0:38.7	Welcome to your favorite podcast
0:39.7	about social media and rejection.
0:41.2	It is Blocked Party.
0:42.1	This is episode number 292.
0:45.1	I'm John.
0:45.9	I'm Stefan.
0:46.8	And with us is a fantastic guest,
0:48.5	a returning guest to the program,
0:50.6	one of our faves here on Block Party,
0:52.1	very funny comedian.
0:53.5	Claire Belford is here. Hi, Claire.
0:55.8	Hello. Hello. Hi. Thank you. Thank you for being back on the show. This is the last episode we are
1:01.4	recording before both Dan and I go overseas. And we're going over opposite seas, Dan and I, I guess.
1:09.1	Or do we call the Atlantic and the Pacific opposite?
1:12.1	I consider them to be opposite. Okay. Okay. I don't know. I mean, there's other seas out there. You know, how does the Indian... I consider them to be opposite. Does the Indian Ocean feel about this? Part of it is, I guess, how we grew up, those are kind of the two big oceans we knew about, right? But also those are like, come on, those are the two big oceans.
1:28.3	Let's be honest here, right?
1:29.7	You think those are the two, those are kind of the two big oceans we knew about, right? But also those are like, come on, those are the, those are the two big oceans.
1:44.6	Let's be honest here, right? You think those are the two, those are kind of the two. Those are the top two oceans for sure, right? Typical Western mentality. But it's also, it also does go to the, to the east too, right? And like, and like very far to the west also, right? So like we're kind of The thing is we're right in the middle
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