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good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called coffee with Scott Adams.

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It's called the simultaneous sip and no go ah so very good well here's a little uh little tip for you.

You might know that my book, Loser Thing, was one of the books I got canceled when I got canceled.

So if you tried to buy this, you would not be able to.

But we are going to reissue it. So there'll be a

second edition. It'll be on Amazon and maybe a month or two. I will let you know. But

there's a chapter here. This was written in 2019. And the chapter is called the Golden Age filter and in it I made a bunch

of predictions about how the golden age would unfold and you might say to yourself

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