Come on in. We have extra chairs up in the front. Grab a seat. We're going to have some fun today.

Yes, we are. Sunday when all the lazy podcasters are taking the day off and going to church and sleep it in and doing all that stuff.

But now, I'm here for you. going to church and sleep it in and doing all that stuff.

But no, I'm here for you.

Ready for this?

Are you ready?

Good morning, everyone, and welcome to the highlights of human civilization.

It's called coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a better time.

But if you think, oops, if you'd like to elevate your experience up to levels that nobody can even understand when they're tiny human shiny brains, I think I got that wrong.

But anyway, all you need is a copper mug or a glass attacker,

Charles Stein, a canteen jugger flask, a vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid.

I like coffee.

And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure.

The dopamine at the end of the day, the thing that makes everything better is called the simultaneous sip happens now oh that was extra, extra delicious.

All right, let me make sure I see all my comments.

Yes, I do.

All right, well, those of you who follow the Dilbert Reborn comic,

or you may have seen it on X because I did a unprotected version of it today.

You know that I solved a problem I've been working on for a while, which is I needed some

way to refer to the people who can't get over the pandemic. Now, I understand why you can't get over it, so there's no confusion

there, but a lot of people's brains just got broken by the pandemic, and they see the world

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