come on in grab a seat we've got a show for you you're gonna like it it'll be awesome

but first I want to make sure I can see all your comments and come on come on, come on, locals.

There we go.

I can see you.

Boom, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.

Good morning, everybody.

And welcome to the highlight of human civilization.

It's called coffee with Scott Adams,

and you've never had a better time.

But if you'd like to take a chance

in elevating this experience to levels that no one can understand with their tiny shiny human brains.

All you need for that is a cup or mugger, a glass, a tanker, chalcesan, canteen, junker, flask, a vessel of a kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid.

I like coffee.

And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure. The dope beat of the day, the thing makes everything better. It's called

the simultaneous sip. Go. Ah, delicious.

Well, if you're a fan of Akira the Don, who makes music by taking social media influencers voices and turning it into popular music. Well, he has another one that features me talking about what if laziness is a habit.

And Akira the Don, so look for that on my X-Feed today, or at the Akira the Don X-Feed.

You're going to love it.

Some people say it's the best thing they've ever heard.

Some people use it to fall asleep, but you might like it.

Speaking of music, while Akira the Don is rising, the Steve Miller band canceled their U.S. tour,

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