The Kickabout with Johnny Vaughan.

Radio X.

Well, certainly, yes.

Good morning.

Happy New Year.

Welcome to another round of the kickabout. Another 52 rounds to be exact

of this. Your favourite weekly sports magazine show right here on your Radio X. Informative, lively,

entertaining, but always with a sporting bent, deeply sporting.

That's right.

Saying that's right to me there.

My cohort, my partner in crime, right here in the gantry of life, a man who fails to

avoid gantrification every week.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Woodman.

Good morning.

Happy Saturday.

Morning, women, it's that theme, doesn't it? It really feels nice, doesn't it? Not enough, once you get your head with that music and you put on that voice, as soon as I dropped out of that character, you noticed the words didn't fall for me then. I know, it's just automatic, isn't it? It's extraordinary that you just have a theme like that. You start putting on that sort of voice,

and the sporting drivel just drivels.

When I hear you doing that voice, I get a pint trigger.

I do as well.

I get the feeling of a sporting Saturday, just a quick drink before the game.

First of all, I can smell my dad's old car. Like, I'm already in a... And secondly, we are about to stop at a pub. Yes. Vin is here, right there, Vin. Happy Saturday. No nonsense today, Vin, right? Yeah. Right, you know it. This is the kick about Vin's here, Gav's here, I'm here, most importantly, you're here. And here's what will be here before midday. Oh, very good, sir. Gavin and I got our take on the good to bad and the ugly in the world of sports. That's coming up as usual. See if you can spot that format, new ver. We've moved on from the... New format, yeah. New format, we're now the format new vort. It's actually a three-part move because it was new format. New format. We're now the format new format. It's actually a three part move because it was new format, then

total format. That's right.

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