Episode 290 - I Want A CRISPR Baby!

Ross Patterson Revolution!

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4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2018

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Ross and Jessie chat about the Chinese doctor who has successfully genetically altered CRISPR babies, Dwight Howard threatening his trans lover, Ross predicts when the first robot dog will kill a human, and Jables talks about how society might just eventually just to revert back to the 1970's. Buy Ross New Book On Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/B07H5R2RN9/?source_code=AUDFPWS0223189MWT-BK-ACX0-127307&ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_127307_rh_us Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	It's time the Russia's not
0:02.0	time.
0:03.0	Ladies and gentlemen,
0:07.0	welcome to the Ross
0:10.0	Patterson Revolution.
0:18.0	brought to you by Black Rifle Coffee. Cyber Monday.
0:35.0	all the robots have taken over.
0:37.0	Whenever Cyber Monday pops up,
0:39.0	it's what I think of.
0:40.0	Like a giant robot just telling me to buy shit.
0:42.0	You will need this. Like a giant robot just telling me to buy shit
0:48.6	You need this and you're just like fuck you I do need it
0:53.6	What I think of is that it's just going to be cyber. It's gonna be like Black Cyber Monday,
0:55.9	because why go to the store?
0:59.9	You know, I still like to get it in my hands. I like to feel it. I like to feel the girth. The weight of it.
1:09.2	Here's what I don't like for about Cyber Monday. It for kids yeah like I want to I like to see
1:16.2	the toys that was part of the thing of being a kid where it was just like oh man I
1:20.6	want this or I want that I want to go and touch it. Instead, you're just looking at a picture.
1:26.0	Just like a... I know and it never comes. You might as well be, look at this photograph.
1:31.0	I mean, you might as well nickel back it these days.
1:34.0	Cyber Monday. They was making a huge deal of this on Amazon.
1:39.0	I'm going to be real easy with you. I don't think I've bought something on Cyber Monday maybe ever really yeah it's
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