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The Roundtable of Gentlemen

Episode 290: A Dumb Dinner With Idiots

The Roundtable of Gentlemen

The Last Podcast Network

Cryptozoology, New, Comedy, Beast, Ness, Loch, Murderfist, Table, Talk, York, Kevin, Round, Radio, Barnett, Roundtable, Brain, Monster, Ben, Kissel, Current, Gentlemen, Events

4.82K Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2016

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

The gang is joined by Greg Stone to recount the mystery of the Shitting Yelper, hear about a baby with too much testosterone, and learn that pythons living in your toilet aren't just urban legends.

Transcript

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0:00.0

The round table.

0:01.4

Gentlemen!

0:02.0

Aye!

0:03.0

Extraordinary minds!

0:05.0

Hello, gentlemen!

0:07.0

Hello, the barwashed ones!

0:09.0

I am a quail!

0:13.0

Stameration, gentlemen.

0:15.0

Gentlemen, I'm the only one who wants to be the top of a discussion.

0:19.0

Serenity, gentlemen.

0:21.0

Always, serenity.

0:24.0

Well, welcome to the show here.

0:28.0

This is the prayer part.

0:30.0

I want to thank God for making me so pretty,

0:34.0

because I am officially working for Kmart.

0:38.0

And I went on my fitting today.

0:40.0

I went on a bunch of big clothes.

0:43.0

And they were so unimpressed with me physically.

0:46.0

I was with a real male model.

0:48.0

Huge, huge wand on the guy.

0:51.0

And I saw it backstage there.

0:54.0

So I want to thank God for making my body so beautiful and ready for Kmart.

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