Episode 29
I survived east meadow psych ward itl break u or fape foo
Jew Crew Platform, in direct partnership with Chris Rock
1.2 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 7 March 2020
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Alex iz a whore ; Sofia isa bore
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| 0:00.0 | You can still apply for it. |
| 0:05.0 | If you have a drug charge, no, you're done. |
| 0:08.0 | That's it. You're fine. |
| 0:10.0 | Why would they do this? I don't know. |
| 0:14.0 | Good question. |
| 0:15.0 | So I'm sitting in court, right? |
| 0:18.0 | And, you know, I get the agreement, the contract, the signer, or whatever. |
| 0:25.0 | Can we go outside and my lawyer's like, I've never fucking experienced this before, |
| 0:31.0 | which is a crazy thing because my lawyer, I had different lawyers say this to me over the past few years. |
| 0:40.0 | Your age demeanor, your bargain is if you complete this they're only going to drop it to a |
| 0:47.0 | You have no record you show up the court and you're doing the right thing. I have people who have records |
| 0:57.0 | don't show up the court and are getting high and they get better bargains than you do. literally just because they don't. They're fucking shape me. |
| 1:17.0 | I haven't been in the courts in like three and a half years but like |
| 1:24.0 | doesn't sound like that much time with the amount of people that go through the |
| 1:27.5 | fucking courts it's like it's a lot of people bro and still they're like oh right a lot of it fuck this kid. |
| 1:37.0 | Literally I'm ready a misdemeanor, or a misdemeanor, it doesn't make a fucking difference. |
| 1:46.0 | Instead of having a possession in the seventh degree, I would get all attempt to possess |
| 1:53.0 | which is basically like I go to a drug deal and I'm trying to buy it but I get arrested |
| 2:01.2 | instead. |
| 2:02.2 | Oh my God. |
| 2:04.0 | Yeah. |
| 2:05.0 | So I never actually possessed the drug, but I still haven't missed the meter that said |
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