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When do you notice that the paper you're using is actually your skin? Your skin. A drift with Jeff Lloyd and Annabel Port. Hello, hi and happy birthday. I have in my bag here a lovely card from you what would you like it's right in it? Oh okay try dictate something.

I'm gonna second just get it out of the wrapper here don't look at it

oh it's from liberty!

It's from liberty! Jay, you? 4 pound 95!

That's cheap for Liberty.

I thought I said give me your cheapest car.

What would you like me to write?

Okay, dear Annabel. Yeah. And then in brackets, my greatest friend.

Yeah. And I much refer you to my other podcast co-host Ed Millamand.

Okay.

Happy 26th birthday. Okay. and then you can put your other family members in as well but I mean all of them

And they include cousins

of which you have about 36

Do you have 36 first cousins.

Okay, so there you go. I also got you. So basically I've been away and Sarah's been away. We've been away independently of each other. Me and my son or my son and I went to

North Wales to visit my mom and dad in Preston. My wife is in New York

so I asked her to find you something nice in New York.

Oh, nice.

I mean not that nice because money's tight.

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