Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey.

So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas.

Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply check the Uber app.

It's great to have a dishwasher, but sometimes you just want to put on rubber gloves and stick your hands and then notice that there's corn in the sink that you want to wash down the drain and no matter how much water you pour in the different places to try and get the

stream to move the corn into the hole. It just will not go no matter what.

Adrift with Jeff Lloyd and Annabel Port. Hello. This is a first. Well you're lactating whilst podcasting. I am, but every time my speaking comes off, I'm just noticing and stares at me like,

why is she talking? I'm trying to concentrate.

Rudy, latch back on.

Have a latch.

Working my mind. You know what it's like.

Are you angry at me about the parking situation?

No, I do feel you should get some scratch cards, but I don't know.

I'm not angry.

So why is it the responsibility of the person being visited to worry about the parking of the visitor?

Oh, I do think it is. Do you not think it is? That's interesting.

You think I should just come a public transport and...

Well, no, I just think like once you're over the threshold of my house,

you're my responsibility.

Until that point, you're on your own son.

But in some parts of London you can get scratch cards, scratch charts

where it's not much more fun than it is. Scratch cards. It sounds like I was doing the lottery.

You can get these cards where you can park, eat more easily and you ring up the council but like no it's fine.

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