Episode 29 - Mustard straight onto the cornea

Ed Gamble & Matthew Crosby on Radio X

Global

Comedy

4.8 • 960 Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2019

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

This week, our dear Ed is not feeling too well. Hear some tips to help him get better starring Matthew’s favourite cure-all remedy… mustard. We also had a German rendition of Metal Education, and Ed finally found out what GOAT means. Just what you’ve been waiting for. Thanks for downloading the podcast – remember, you can be an Early Worm and catch the show live on Radio X every Sunday 8am – 11am. Get in touch on sunday@radiox.co.uk @EdGambleComedy @matthewcrosby

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0:00.0	If you drink a little then drive, you risk losing your license.
0:04.0	You risk losing your freedom.
0:06.0	Guess the road trips off.
0:08.0	You risk losing your job.
0:10.0	I'm going to have to let you go.
0:11.0	I'm sorry.
0:12.0	You risk your parents not looking at you the same way.
0:15.0	I'm just really upset.
0:16.0	I'm going to have to let you go.
0:18.0	You risk injuring a friend.
0:20.0	Hello. I need an ambulance. I need an ambulance. I'm sorry. You risk injuring a friend. Hello, I need an ambulance.
0:21.7	I need an ambulance.
0:22.2	You risk being seen as a drink driver.
0:27.3	Drink a little.
0:28.5	Risk a lot.
0:29.5	Think.
0:30.1	Well, hello, people of the internet.
0:32.7	The Republic of the Internet.
0:34.4	The People's Republic of the Internet.
0:35.5	The People's Republic of the Internet.
0:37.2	The only place where you can say anything anymore. It's true. I'm sick and tired of being censored, whereas on the Internet you're never censored. No, you're not. Thank God. Yeah. And I can say that because we're on the Internet. Yeah, we're allowed to talk about God. I don't say God on the BBC anymore. Very unfashionable, isn't it?
0:54.9	Just in case you offend a Buddhist.
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