Episode 29 – Johnny the Monkey

The Jonathon Brandmeier Showcast

Brandmeier Productions, Inc.

Comedy

5 • 843 Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2020

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

A listener complains about the show’s length. LinkedIn has suggestions for JB’s next gig – selling flying squirrels isn’t one of them. More mishaps in broadcasting: Troy Aikman mocks flyovers and Jeffrey Toobin masturbates on a Zoom call. Plus: Wa wa wee wa – Borat is back! And so is the original Borat/Brandmeier interview.

Transcript

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0:00.0	And now please everybody will stand for a national anthem Kazakhstan for respect.
0:07.0	Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, Mogher's Robita.
0:13.0	Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, Mogad's Robita.
0:19.0	Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan no more. Now rise for our national anthem.
0:21.6	Now rise for our national anthem. God bless our Johnny V.
0:39.3	Thank you.
0:40.4	The man that we love, we stand beside him as bus guides him through those bits that we're all in need of.
0:53.9	From the city to the suburbs to the whole globe on the net.
1:03.0	God bless Brandmeier, he's the best DJ yet
1:11.6	God bless our Johnny B
1:16.5	He's the man you won't forget
1:22.6	This is Johnny B
1:24.6	Welcome to the shit show. We got Johnny B.
1:28.3	He's got everything you want.
1:30.3	And he sits when he pees.
1:31.7	He is a very stupid boy.
1:34.0	So scared of the COVID disease.
1:36.1	Can make it through a car wash and always getting stopped by the police on the shit show.
1:41.5	Welcome to the shit show with Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny
1:45.9	Beez and Buzz.
1:49.7	Hit me now!
1:52.2	Oh my God!
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