News reports indicate Hunter Biden took the motorcade to an expensive bagel shop this weekend.

Reporters, however, were baffled that he got the bagels in a brown bag from a shady guy in an alley.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Ruthless.

Democrats are set to take control of the US Senate, House and the White House.

This look down as one of those progressive administrations in American history.

Guard willing, everything is on the table.

You now can pass things without a furibuster threat.

Oh, you regret this?

Anybody regret it a lot sooner than you think.

You and I have a rendezvous with Destiny.

We'll preserve for our children this the last best hope of man on earth.

Or we'll sentence them to take the last step into a thousand years of darkness.

Welcome to the Variety program.

Yes, it is.

We are, we once again, we dance, we sing and we entertain.

We're triple threat over here.

That was a great episode.

We got a lot of good feedback.

And you know, we're going to keep this contract train moving.

We are.

And if anybody asks you, I think we just have a new short hand for Ruthless.

I think we just say it's a variety program.

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