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I'm checking your stocks so you don't have to

and we'll see how the stock market is doing.

Well, the S&P 500 is up a little bit.

Bitcoin's down, a little bit, Tesla's up a little bit.

And Vividia.

Doing well.

All right.

All right, we'll accept that.

Let me get your comments working, and then we're good to go.

Boom, bum, bum, do, do, do, too, bum, bum.

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