come on in here let's have some fun it's Saturday also done is

Saturday and that means all the lazy podcasters take the day off but not me

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I'm here for you and especially Beth so Beth this is the real show

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good morning everyone and welcome to the highlight of human civilization, possibly Martian civilization too.

It's cold coffee with Scott Adams and you've never had a better time.

But if you'd like to take a chance on elevating this experience,

two levels that no one can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains.

Well, all you need for that is a cup or mugger, glass, and tanker shells

with a tiny canteen jugger flask, a vessel of of a kind fill it with your favorite liquid i like coffee and join me now for the unparalleled pleasure with the dopamine in the day the thing that makes everything better it's called the simultaneous sip and it happens that's right right now go oh you feel better you do yeah you do

well after after our show, you might want to join Owen Gregorian, who's going to be hosting a Spaces event right after we're done.

Spaces is the audio service on X.

So just go there and look for Owen Gregorian, or you can find the

link in my X feed, as Scott Adams says. Well, I wonder if there's any news about the health

benefits of coffee. Oh, yeah.

According to the Times of India,

there's a new study out of the UK somewhere.

And it turns out that if you have three cups of coffee every day,

you can reduce your risk of liver disease by 49%.

Right. So what I recommend is that when you drink alcohol, you drink one cup of coffee for every drink because the alcohol will destroy your liver because it's poison,

but the coffee will just rejuvenate it. You'll break even. No, do not listen to any medical

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