Hi, welcome to Taco Bell. My name is EG.

I am mesmerized by the divergent culinary concepts at play here, cheesy

god-eater cronish, fiery Doritos loco stacos supreme. I mean it's like Mexican jazz music.

TVTL!

I just went have tacos tonight. It isn't much cheerio.

This is what happens when an inside joke gets into the water supply.

They are sending shockwaves over the airwaves. They are rude and abusive, but wants you to listen to them.

I mean, let's put these guys with their facac to stick. It's a real shondown what is supposed to be Simca.

Yeah, yeah. It's supposed to be Simca.

All I know is this violates every can on a respectable broadcaster.

All right, good morning. Hello and welcome to a Monday edition of TVTL. The show.

That just might be too beautiful to live.

Here we go again.

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.

You want to do a make-believe radio show in a room somewhere. I'm telling you there's no money in that.

Right as the talking part of the intro package ended and the music swelled in time for me to start my little banter,

I was quickly making some notes to myself about some other stuff I had to do today.

And I felt like one of those newscasters on TV or like import maybe even Bryant Gumball on real sports when they come back from the tape.

And they're like quickly, furiously making notes because that's just how quickly information is flowing through their brain and through their pen and onto the sheet.

It just made me feel like it was a real breaking news situation.

I mean, I don't think we're going to break any news today. I'll be honest with you.

Unless the news you want to hear about is that it's a beautiful day here in Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City.

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