Episode 289: Rory Dunn v. Fauxmoi

Blocked Party

John Cullen

Comedy, Technology

4.8 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2024

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Rory Dunn (comedian) returns to the show and gets banned from the celebrity gossip subreddit Fauxmoi for making a joke about something happening to America's two likely Presidential candidates. One thing Rory doesn't get banned from is his love of drinking milk, which we find out he's doing a lot of because he is entering a strongman competition. Of course, that sends us down a wild rabbit hole where we spend a ton of time discussing World's Strongest Man and Rory's prep for the competition. Plus, Rory is unhappy with a podcast trying to locate a cool-looking skateboarder from a photo, "Inside the NBA" might be ending, and some guys honk a car horn at golfers mid-swing, and that's never not funny. You know what else is always funny? Our bonus content! It's only available at patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you THREE bonus episodes every single month. Last week, Randee Neumeyer joined us for a Cullen the Herd episode, where John gets blocked by a stupid Leafs fan. We also have ad-free episodes, merch discounts, an exclusive Discord, and MORE! So check it out! Rory Dunn is a comedian whose new show, "Your Music Video Sucks" is at Little Mountain Gallery in Vancouver on June 29th. You can find out about that and all his other shows on Instagram at @thetruerory. This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:17.5	please call her text producer Dan at 778-288-9-2-5-5. Start the party, dad. It's time to turn it up. We're getting crazy going wild talking dancing stuff. Dude's growing outside, but it's up. Fire. Boom, bro, mad pub, sticking the summer flies. We don't want to go to school. We don't want to get a job. We just want to get on a get our hands to block. We don't follow the rules.
0:38.5	We do whatever we want.
0:41.0	Block party the podcast. I don't put in a duck.
0:42.9	Lock party.
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0:47.2	Block party.
0:49.3	I quote, we did a duck.
0:51.4	Hello, friends, idiots and friends who are also idiots.
0:53.3	Welcome to your favorite podcast about social media and rejection.
0:56.0	This is episode number 289.
0:59.0	I am John.
1:00.0	I'm Stefan.
1:00.9	And with us is a great guest, returning guest to the program.
1:05.4	He is a very funny comedian.
1:07.0	Rory Dunn is here.
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