you. It's always good to see you, no matter how late you are. But we've got a show to do this

morning that will be incredible. Unlawfully lazy people who don't do any podcasting on Sunday.

No. I got a lot. Oh, yeah. Settle in. Settle in people. We got a lot of stuff.

Oh, hello. Solaris. That's not cool. Only Paul can do the audio video thing. Otherwise, I won't know where it's coming from.

So, Solaris and the rest of you, let Paul do that and nobody else. Thank you.

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all right well I, is there any scientific study that maybe they could have saved a little time on?

Save a little money by just asking me, oh, here's one.

According to the Public Library of Science, just asking me, oh, here's one.

According to the Public Library of Science,

there's a study that was done,

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