Episode 288: Hamburger For Brains
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 30 January 2023
⏱️ 104 minutes
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Summary
Back in the day, things just seemed a lot simpler, didn't they? You made your own card games to sell on Kickstarter, you dookied on a leaf in the woods, and could put your hand right on the shopping buggies! But not anymore. We've all taken the high heels off, gone woke, and turned our brains to hamburger. All to satisfy our Kinky Kravings! And just when you think it can't get any more HORNY, here comes a new YKS down the pike! So grab a hot wire, download this ep and get your first dub in a while! It's YKS time, baby!
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| 0:00.0 | Well, it's time to crack another six pack of kick-starters |
| 0:08.0 | Hope there's a decent stuff to suck to do, man |
| 0:11.0 | Cause I'm thinking these will stick in my body to be the thing that makes my congel go mad |
| 0:18.0 | I still keep drinking that garbage, I still keep drinking it up |
| 0:26.0 | Cause I love it, man I need it, and this is your kick-starters |
| 0:32.0 | So, the podcast |
| 0:38.0 | Hey, J.F. If you don't like Avatar, you ever thought about just shutting the fuck up about it? |
| 0:46.0 | It's always an option |
| 0:48.0 | Also, you did see it in the wrong theater |
| 0:51.0 | I know that's stupid and weird, but he just saw it in the wrong theater |
| 0:57.0 | So, go back |
| 0:59.0 | Love the show, thank you |
| 1:02.0 | Hey, everybody, welcome to my cast where I will not be talking about the film Avatar today at all |
| 1:08.0 | Why not? |
| 1:11.0 | I won't be mentioning the film because people can't handle the truth, Mike |
| 1:16.0 | This is the way it is, right? |
| 1:17.0 | People can't handle what I have to say, and I don't want to talk about it |
| 1:20.0 | But it's sometimes you grab a, what is it? |
| 1:23.0 | You grab a hot wire, you grab a hot wire, is that what the phrase is? |
| 1:27.0 | I think that's the phrase, sometimes you grab a hot wire as the phrase popularized by... |
| 1:35.0 | Thomas Payne, I believe |
| 1:38.0 | I'm back in the day |
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