Episode 288: Chiquita Death Squad

Florida Men on Florida Man

Wayne McCarty

Fmofm, Comedy, Floridaman, Truecrime, Florida, Floridamen, History, Mystery

5 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2024

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, Josh Mills, Wayne McCarty, and special guest, Jamie Clemens (Cle Mons), discuss how Chiquita Banana overthrew South American governments and hired death squads in order to keep their employees' in line. The boys also cover your favorite Florida Man headlines and debut a new segment called Dog News.

Each week, the Florida Men on Florida Man podcast uses comedy to discuss legends, lore, and history from the craziest state in the union, Florida.

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0:00.0	A banana company hired death squads and overthrew the government of Guatemala until Florida Man came to the rescue.
0:07.8	We cover this and your favorite Florida Man headlines on episode 288.
0:17.2	Way down upon the Swanee River far, far away.
0:26.3	That's where my heart is yearning never, wrong where the old folks stay.
0:33.4	Welcome to Florida Mint on Florida Man with Josh Mills and Wayne McCarty.
0:37.8	The podcast where Floridians discuss the legends and lore and crazy stories that always seem to take place in Florida.
0:49.4	Hello, Jamie Clemens. How are you, sir?
0:51.7	I'm well. Hello, Wade McCArdy and Josh Mills. Thank you.
0:55.8	And Wayne, how do you spell Jamie's last name? C-L-E-M-E-N-S. Hey. And I closed my eyes to do it.
1:01.9	You did, and that was the, that something that happened the last time you were on.
1:13.9	Josh, do you want to go ahead and let them have it?
1:16.1	Yeah, you brought a special headline section, and it has been mimicked.
1:22.6	I've always wanted to be a trend starter.
1:24.9	That's what I told my mom when I was three.
1:27.0	Well, you came in and you brought headlines, and you did like a guessing game with the headlines.
1:31.7	Yeah, it was two truths and a lie. Two truths and a lie.
1:35.4	Yeah, it was fun. And I re-listened a bunch and I.
1:39.6	Which one was your favorite?
1:40.2	I remember Wayne and I trying to fill the segment because we didn't know you had more than one.
1:45.9	If you've listened to it a bunch, which one was your favorite?
1:50.4	The guy with the arms.
1:52.1	Right.
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