Phil Hendry reminding you a backstage pass to our website is less than $10 for a month,

it's less than $7 a month for a year, and whether you get 60,000 hours of our radio show,

the classic radio show, the one you've heard so much about, the one that you heard yourself,

so much about, the one that you heard about from yourself, the one that you told yourself about,

that you'd listen to, that you'd forgot, that you listened to it. Right. And also,

there are, of course, our podcasts, there are home movies, there's our video casts,

there's any number of exciting and wonderful and marvelous things, magical things available to you

at the World Famous Phil Hendry Show website. I would suggest that less than $10 a month

is not only a bargain, it's not only a steal, I think it's highway robbery. Yeah, right.

Yeah, that's right, I stand there with a smile on my face as you rob me. Yeah.

Get a backstage pass. Excuse me, get a backstage pass to the world famous, what?

What are you doing? I'm doing the thing. Okay, burning daylight, Phil.

Okay, yeah, get a backstage pass to the World Famous Phil Hendry Show,

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Hey, go on down to Ted Jubberley Hills, we have the greatest stakes, we got the greatest

chops, we got the greatest seafood, we got the greatest salads, we will always have the greatest

food in town. I don't care about Ted Owing, you can take Ted Owing, you know, you can take

Ted Owing and you can stick that, you know where you can. I understand, I understand it's very,

very disappointing for you, Ted Owing, but you're with us, Ted, and you're on the air with us.

Well, you know, I know it seems funny to you, Phil. No, it's not funny to me, it's just,

I'm just listening to you saying that we still have the greatest food and it doesn't matter,

you can take Ted Owing and stick it. Yeah, it sounds like you're angry, Ted.

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