Episode 287 - Maternity Pants For Thanksgiving!

Ross Patterson Revolution!

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🗓️ 19 November 2018

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Ross and Jessie chat about their favorite eating week of the year, why it sucks being the First Lady, Ross talks about his hatred for Formula One Racing, why they miss the old Steve Carrell and "The Office", and why singers at the Macy's Day parade are worthless. Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1542586367&sr=8-1&keywords=when+darkness+falls+he+doesn%27t+catch+it Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	It's time the Russia's not
0:02.0	time.
0:03.0	Ladies and gentlemen,
0:07.0	welcome to the Ross
0:10.0	Patterson Revolution.
0:18.0	brought to you by Black Rifle Coffee. under control. You better get that menu.
0:36.0	Under control.
0:38.0	Cause right now, girl, it's...
0:42.0	This is the time. This is the time, James. This is that time a year. All the fans coming in.
0:48.1	Thanksgiving. It's right cheer. This is my super bowl. This is my super bowl. It really is.
0:55.0	It's your super bowl of cooking.
0:57.0	Yeah, I'm gonna wait to the last minute.
1:00.0	I'm gonna not shop in time I'm gonna I'm gonna do all these I'm gonna make a little because I like the
1:07.3	pressure it's so late and then you go into the store and all of the shit is gone. I'm not going to do that man.
1:13.7	Look, it's Sunday. We're recording about an hour before this drops.
1:19.1	We're going hardcore. And that's the way I like to do things, you you know and I like a little bit of pressure.
1:24.1	Oh God you haven't you have until Tuesday probably it right before three o'clock to
1:29.5	to get your Thanksgiving or it's that's it me totally I got to buy the beer right so you know it's a one-stop
1:36.2	shop a roll in a Wilmington brewing company sure I'm done for my shopping's done for the
1:40.9	holidays yeah and you're gonna be talking shit to me
1:44.8	about when I'm supposed to shop?
1:46.6	Oh, girl, you know I am.
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