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Well, let's start with the big tragic story.

As you know, there was a shooting in Minnesota.

I guess targeted were four lawmakers, so state lawmakers. two of them were killed two of them were

wounded husband and wife and the man who did it is still at large and he had a

weird mask on that made it look like a bald man or made

him look like me actually but he looked like a policeman somehow he had a police car

and a police outfit and used that as an entry for shooting four people.

Two of them died.

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