Mmm! Oh yes! We get dead festive, get some King Dong Merrily on High. Bye. Hey, hello and welcome to the Midlife Game of podcast. Today is Saturday the 22nd of December 2018. My name is Darren Baldock. Joining me, as always at the other end of the internet, is Mr Matthew Moore. He's looking dead festive.

No, I'm lying.

He's just got a beard like Santa.

All of the comparisons can be cast to one side.

And without further do, ladies gentlemen, let's kick back, relax,

and enjoy episode 285 of the Midlife Game of Podcast. And we're fast approaching that special time of year. Yes, it's Christmas.

It's Christmas time. Missile tone wine and all that bollocks. So let's get the festive shit out

the way. Matthew, what he plans? Now, I'll say potentially, I know we said before the show that

you intend to get this up before Christmas.

Okay, there may be an act of God that may prevent that from happening, but I sincerely hope not,

and I doubt that very much.

But as a listener, you yourself, you might not be listening to this until after Christmas.

So I've got to kind of go, well, you're either, I'm going to wish you a Merry Christmas

and hope you have a fantastic day with your family and friends, or you drank too much

fucking Sherry, didn't you?

You daft ass, you showed yourself up in front of your aunts and your uncles, and you hit

the kids, you hit the kids, and they didn't like it, and then you fronted up against

your bloody best mate, because you just did that, because you were drunk and you get a bit

fighty when you've had a couple of stella's, yeah, and then you give the misses a slap,

but she actually enjoyed that, but she didn't tell anyone. Okay, but I know, I know she loves it.

She bloody loves it.

And let's face it, she walked into a door.

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