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🗓️ 2 October 2025
⏱️ 76 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | They don't tell me who's in the audience before, |
| 0:01.9 | but I came in and everyone was being really weird. |
| 0:05.0 | And I was like, did I, what's going on? They're like, Jerry's here. And they didn't say, Seinfeld. They were like, Jerry's here. And I was like, ah, fuck. And they're like, house seats. And they're like, yep. And I'm like, great. So he's in the fifth row. And everyone's wearing masks at that point. |
| 0:21.3 | And so I kept trying not to look at him. |
| 0:23.1 | I would look at the crowd like, Great, so he's in the fifth row. Right. And everyone's wearing masks at that point. |
| 0:23.0 | And so I kept trying not to look at him. |
| 0:26.0 | I would look at the crowd like, you know. |
| 0:29.9 | But also, I remember he's sitting there and I kept thinking like, |
| 0:33.0 | how did they kill Lincoln? |
| 0:36.0 | Because the whole audience is watching him. |
| 0:40.1 | And I'm like, when Lincoln was there, wasn't the whole audience like, |
| 0:44.6 | like how good was our American cousin that people are like, |
| 0:47.7 | well, he took the balcony seat, that was a mistake. |
| 0:48.9 | Yeah, but overlooking. |
| 0:50.9 | He's overlooking the thing, though. |
| 0:53.1 | I'm sure they were just like, there's fucking Lincoln. |
| 1:11.2 | But they said, he's not going to say hi. I'm like, totally fine. I'm upstairs. And they go, he wants to say hello. And I'm like, okay. It's breaking bread. And I have a place to hide my cappuccino. You can keep it out. |
| 1:12.4 | Okay, no one's going to. |
| 1:13.2 | No, it's, yeah. |
| 1:15.6 | It's a bread podcast. |
| 1:17.7 | Nice to see you. |
| 1:18.6 | Nice to see you, bud. |
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