X platform is down today, so we're not going to stream on that one.

But the rest of the platforms are working great, as far as I know.

So we'll have comments and we'll have a show on Memorial Day weekend

when all the lazy people are often vacation.

Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.

It's called coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a better time.

But if you'd like to take your experience up to levels that nobody can understand

with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need for that is a cup or mugger, a glass of tanker,

Chelsea, a stein, a canteen juger, flasker, fessile of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid.

I like coffee.

And join me now for him.

Parallel pleasure of the dopamine hit of the day.

The thing makes everything better.

It's called The Simultaneous S sip. It happens down. Go.

So I'm going to ask a favor from one of the commenters.

One of you puts the entire simultaneous sip with the wording in the comments

when I'm doing it. Don't do that because it's a long block which distracts me. So I know you're,

I know you're trying to help, but it's really distracting when you put it in there

as I'm talking about it, because it makes me look and say, oh, what's this long block of text?

It's probably something important. So if you could, don't do that anymore.

Thank you.

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