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🗓️ 2 January 2023
⏱️ 119 minutes
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The first episode of 2023! I wonder what this year will hold. Well, first of all, hold this L. Come back in a few years and see if we’re still saying that. Plus, see if we’re still talking about the Lockhorns, the Splorks, and hey, is Mike still telling his little stories? Or did we all wither away like some shit that you just know would be very easy to wither…Ah, who can say. Except our friends and tastemakers, the YKS Guys. Gentlemen…
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0:00.0 | Well, it's time to crack another six pack and kick starters of the season, stuff to suck to you, man. |
0:11.0 | Cause I'll make a decent stick and I'll find it to be the thing that makes my congel go mad. |
0:18.0 | That's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, but I still keep drinking that garbage. |
0:24.0 | I still keep drinking it up. |
0:26.0 | Cause I love it and I need it. |
0:29.0 | And this is your kick starter subs. |
0:33.0 | The podcast. |
0:38.0 | Hi, this is a horse goat reading for my father's hearing brother. |
0:47.0 | Drifting off week, transient effect. |
0:51.0 | Today, during the day, your sensitivity to your surroundings is greatly increased. |
0:56.0 | As is your empathy with those around you. |
0:59.0 | At this time, email us into your friends' problems or you may discuss your own problems with your friends. |
1:06.0 | You will be likely to pick up the mood as the people around you as if you were emotional sponge. |
1:13.0 | Therefore, you should be careful about being negative with people who are not willing to discuss their emotional problems and irrational matters. |
1:24.0 | On another level, this influence can stimulate your fantasies amazingly. |
1:29.0 | You may feel like just sitting down and drinking off in your own private world. |
1:34.0 | Anyway, that's just the horse goat reading for a Sagittarius for today. |
1:41.0 | So hope your energy is good. |
1:45.0 | Bye. |
1:47.0 | Hey, everybody. Welcome to YKS. |
1:51.0 | Oh, brother. |
1:55.0 | I'm an emotional sponge, Mike. |
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