packing my stocks and I've made more money from Elon Musk in the past year than from

anything else if you count stock appreciation and stuff I do on X you know like the

subscription to Dilbert etc so stocks are up a little bit, but not all of them.

The S&P 500 is down a little bit.

A little bit.

You'll hardly even notice.

All right, let's get the comments going.

There we go.

Boom, boom, bum, bum. All right, let's get the comments going. There we go. Bom-up-pum-pum. That's it,

da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-dams, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a better time.

But if you'd like to take this experience up to levels that nobody can understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need for that is a cup or mug or a glass, a tangered, chalice, or stine, a canteen jug or flask, a vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid.

I like coffee.

And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure.

The dopamine dinner, the day, the thing that makes everything better, it's called the simultaneous sip and it happens

right now go sublime well i wonder if there's any sketchy science that says that coffee is good for you.

Oh, yeah, there is.

Thanks to the Daily Coffee News, who I suspect is an organ of big coffee.

So you can trust them totally.

Diet rich in foods containing polyphenolsols of which there's a lot in coffee

can dramatically reduce the risk of metabolic syndrome which is a major risk factor for heart

disease so if that sip of coffee made your heart feel better in a variety of ways.

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