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Well, let's see what's in the news.

According to Axios,

Gen Zeres are more likely to be going to church,

especially the men.

So at the same time that the young men are turning toward Trump, they're turning toward church. It used to be that women were more likely to go to church than men,

but that gap is closing as the Gen Z men are skipping off to church like crazy. So if you're a young man,

you're probably not watching this because you're in church. Well, speaking of Gen Ziers,

not only are they more likely to go to church, but they're more likely to marry an AI, according to the New York Post.

So this is the number of Gen Ziers who said they could form a, quote, deep emotional bond with an AI-gener generated partner. What do you think the percentages

before I tell you? What percentage of Gen Zs could possibly get in a deep emotional

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