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New Rory & MAL

Episode 283 | Hookah Smoke & Insecurities

New Rory & MAL

iHeartPodcasts and The Volume

Society & Culture, Comedy, Music

4.67.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2024

⏱️ 114 minutes

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We were all littttt for the long holiday weekend and can't wait to tell you about it. JK, we're washed and did nothing, but we're going to tell you about it anyway. Rory was forced to socialize with people at a birthday party and in the steam room (09:38) so, if course, he was in hell. We get into a conversation about stealing and Mal shares a story with us about the first time he was involved in fraud (14:02). Demaris was outside for the 4th and is having trouble finding the straight men... she asks the boys for help and of course they laugh at her, but not more than they laugh at Julian's (failed) content creator bag at the Pangea party (21:28). Michael Rubin had his annual all-white party over the weekend (26:09) while the rest of us watched the 'Not Like Us' video (don't worry, Mal isn't going off on us today... he took an edible) (37:39). The only question he has as this all comes to an end is - why would Kendrick give Future and Metro that verse/moment? Why not do it solo? We attempt to answer this for him (51:17), and then Rory reaffirms his album of the year (1:02:55). Childish Gambino had a show over the weekend and we discuss predictions for his upcoming album (1:06:38). We have voicemails! Today our first listener wants our opinion on the recent uptick in the use of the word 'insecurity' when in reference to men in relationships (1:13:15). Our second listener needs help planning a first date, and of course we give him no advice he could actually use (1:28:23).

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0:00.0

Philadelphia, July 25th, City Winery, we will be there live, New Rory Mall, the campaign, you guys can decide, and it makes sense going to Philly first.

0:10.3

Yeah. They were the first city. They pop this entire thing off. So it only makes sense that we start the campaign, aka our live show in the city of Brotherly Love.

0:19.0

Tickets available at new Rory En-Mall.com.

0:22.0

merch will be available at the show merch will be available at the show hope to see y'all there

0:25.6

you know I ran in the pen release three times yeah yeah it's a fact what place did you finish

0:30.6

I mean we were there.

0:35.1

Tough meat.

0:38.9

No worry and ma! Hey,

0:39.6

Don't molly white

0:40.4

up in my socks.

0:41.6

Oh, I'm gonna talk it in my gua.

0:44.0

Clone of your nigger and still flop.

0:46.0

I buy brains by the tools, no pop.

0:49.0

Hey, baby, Pam, me me look. Baby, pay me to.

0:54.0

Baby, pay me to.

0:56.0

Baby, pay me to look.

0:58.0

Yeah, baby, Yeah, baby, baby,

1:02.0

me look. Hey, baby, baby, baby, me no.

1:03.0

Hey, baby me,

1:05.0

hey baby me no, hey baby me,

1:06.0

baby me,

1:07.0

baby, me the whoger,

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