We'll get serious.

All right, don't check your stocks.

They're neither up nor down.

They're kind of moving sideways.

Nothing to see there.

Let me get my comments going and then we'll put on a show,

the show you deserve, even if you don't.

Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization that's called coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a better time.

But if you'd like to take this experience, up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need is a cup or mug or a glass of tanker,

chalice, or a canteen, jugger flask, a vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid.

I like coffee.

And join me now for the unparallel pleasure,

the dopamine of the day.

The thing makes everything better.

It's called the simultaneous sip, and it's going to happen right now go

perfect that's just what I needed well in Texas somebody 3D printed a Starbucks.

It's one of those big 3D printers that does concrete walls.

And it's just a little drive-through, so there's no internal seating, so it's a small one.

But how long before robots can make the coffee?

Oh, turns out that's my next story.

Global Coffee Report says that AI robots will soon be making your morning coffee, maybe.

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