Episode #2822: Don’t Fear The Leather

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2019

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Luke unwittingly becomes the most popular guy at the rental car counter in Bellingham. Meanwhile, in Seattle, Andrew risks another uncomfortable interaction when he returns to the Whole Foods parking lot that got him in trouble yesterday. Plus, we hear about the self-made (and self-proclaimed) laundryman to the stars!
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0:00.0	Okay, let me ask you a few questions.
0:03.0	Let's talk about restaurants.
0:05.0	Would you be willing to wait for a really good restaurant
0:07.0	a half hour or would you just eat somewhere kind of crap
0:09.0	because you could get in right away?
0:11.0	What do you think?
0:12.0	The look on people's faces when they wait in line is like,
0:14.0	is this, what are you going to eat or to stand quietly?
0:19.0	Have you ever uttered the phrase, get off my lawn?
0:21.0	No.
0:22.0	Okay.
0:23.0	I mean, yeah, I've said.
0:25.0	But I didn't mean like old men like,
0:27.0	get off my lawn.
0:28.0	I meant more like, this is my property.
0:30.0	So, get off my lawn.
0:32.0	I'm not going to sugarcoat this for you.
0:34.0	You have early onset grumpiness.
0:37.0	What?
0:38.0	Early onset grumpiness, EOG.
0:40.0	You're going to begin to enjoy fewer and fewer things in your life.
0:43.0	You'd be saying things like, who are these people?
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