Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization,

and maybe robots too.

But if you think you'd like to take this experience up to levels

and nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains,

all you need for that is a cup or muggerger, a glass of tanker, chelis,

a tiny canteen jug or flask, a vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid.

I like coffee.

And join me now for the unparallel pleasure, the dopamine, the end of the day,

the thing that makes everything better.

It's called the simultaneous sip.

Damn it, it's going to happen right now.

Go.

Oh, that's good stuff.

So good.

Well, I wonder if there's any new news about the benefits of coffee.

Oh, yeah, there is.

From the European Journal of Who Cares, a habitual coffee consumption is associated with a lower

odds of frailty later in life.

How many of you are frail because you didn't have enough coffee?

Well, sometimes it takes two cups before you're no longer frail. But in other news, according to

ZME science, did you know that magic mushrooms, the use is soaring in the United States,

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