Episode 282: Day of Our Lord

The Roundtable of Gentlemen

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4.8 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2016

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

This week on Round Table: a convicted sex offender is killed by a runaway truck while looking at pornography on his phone, an Easter egg hunt at the Pez factory turns bloody, and a cat spends two weeks in the mail, and survives. Joining us today: Henry Zebrowski!

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0:00.0	Around table gentleman.
0:02.0	I'm gonna put it this way if I were to be an
0:29.6	Israel right now and I saw a giant boulder next to a mountain slowly move and
0:36.7	Outcomes a stinky weathered beaten pierced screaming zombie out of the cave
0:45.7	I would shoot it in the fucking head. Well, you know what? I would start writing it down. Yeah, right down what happened?
0:53.5	Scrolls scrolls scrolls. So that would be a great idea. You know, it's also a good thing
0:59.5	To kill fucking Jesus with a chisel
1:02.8	So Jesus Christ. I hope that if we could get back in a time machine
1:07.5	I'm gonna talk to doc Brown. We're gonna go back in time and we're gonna fucking kill you dead and send you to hell
1:13.9	To hell actually children
1:19.1	All right, he should have clarified it. He should have said hey, hey, hey guys. Hey, hey, hey, hey, and 11th and 11th commandment
1:25.4	That is not it should be definitely a Moses fucked his daughter. They would marry at 12 right Moses
1:33.1	Fucked his daughters Noah fucked his daughters, but that was not his fault. They got him drunk and raped
1:37.7	Yeah, but there's no there's Slip Pick as the whole world was just wiped out exactly you got two fucking ample
1:45.8	Buzzm the apple bottom daughters just covered and fucking grape juice of course you're gonna
1:51.2	They covered in grape juice because he poured on yeah, he didn't know that I he didn't want to fuck them
1:57.0	They they actually got him drunk and date raped him. Yeah tonight's in a robe and I've heard that happens with a lot of little girls
2:05.1	Right so is your is your prayer done amen, okay?
2:08.5	All right, so this is the round table happy Easter if you are a Christian celebrating on this wonderful day
2:15.3	Congratulations
2:17.3	As we praise him you did go to an evangelical church black women sang it up
2:23.3	I was into it dude and I could just see you just clapping
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