Episode 282- Amityville Horror (2005)
Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast
Werewolf Ambulance
4.7 • 635 Ratings
🗓️ 25 May 2020
⏱️ 57 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
In this week's episode, we're discussing "Amityville Horror." Oh, no, not the good one, the remake from 2005 starring Ryan Reynolds, Melissa George and Chloe Grace Moretz. That one. Special topics for your consideration include: Werewolf Ambulance beauty tips, Michael Bay and his Michael Bay energy, Steve Miller as a lifestyle, an absurd number of times to take one's shirt off (but if one has those abs, should one not??) and the age old question of what kills people: houses, or people?
Want some more Amityville madness? You can listen to Episode 90- "Amityville II: The Possession." More Melissa George? How about Episode 70- "30 Days of Night?" Finally, more CGM? You can check out Episode 232- "Suspiria" in which we basically lost our minds.
And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"??
Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow.
Theme music by Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer
SoundCloud- https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm
Contact- Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm)
Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Hey Katie. |
| 0:10.7 | How are you? |
| 0:12.8 | You know, how are you? |
| 0:14.9 | Making it through, man. |
| 0:16.2 | Making it through. |
| 0:16.9 | You know what I'm saying? |
| 0:17.9 | I do. |
| 0:19.3 | I do know what you are saying. |
| 0:21.9 | You have to keep living. L-I-V-I-N yeah I'm just gonna start talking like a hippie for the 70s just keep it all |
| 0:27.4 | keeping on I think it's time you reinvented your aesthetic I want you like you to be less |
| 0:33.8 | Norwegian black metal more Steve Miller band. |
| 0:38.3 | Okay. |
| 0:38.7 | Okay. |
| 0:39.7 | All right. |
| 0:40.1 | All right. All right. |
| 0:40.8 | I know someone's aunt who fucked Steve Miller. |
| 0:45.9 | Thanks so much for listening to another band. |
| 0:49.6 | I can't remember who it is, though. |
| 0:56.7 | I love that the file card, your brain pulled, just said, |
| 1:00.6 | Friends, Aunt Steve Miller fucking. |
| 1:02.8 | And that's it. |
| 1:04.3 | The rest of it's just smudged out. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Werewolf Ambulance, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Werewolf Ambulance and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.