See, my comments will be coming online.

Come on.

Technology is a little slow today.

You can do it.

All right.

We'll get to that later, I guess.

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Spectacular. All right, everybody. Let's check in with the world of science and see if there's any scientific studies that they could have skipped just by asking Scott.

Oh, here's one. According to UCL political science, female lobbyists are more likely to gain access to meetings with

policymakers.

Did they really have to study that to find out that female lobbyists can get meetings

with policymakers more easily?

Apparently even with female policymakers, but I would

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