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All right, today I'm going to be practicing my segways.

Segway meaning transition from one story to the other.

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Rahr. All right, you ready for this?

So according to a study that's being written about in the conversation,

Daniel Jolly and Ewan Dinik, they say that there's a new research that shows that poor sleep quality can make

you believe in conspiracy theories. Has anybody had that experience where you wake up and you

didn't have a good sleep and all of a sudden you're like, oh, we didn't land on the moon?

Anybody? No.

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