What's happening? Nothing. It's just I think a furry snuck in and then he's

scratching. What's a furry deal? What's a furry? A furry's simply just someone who likes to dress

up like an animal with human characteristics. It's a form of role play. It's huge. Yeah, that's

great. Yeah. But then the scratching thing you said, what is that? Scratching is simply light

scratching or grooming. It's a form of affection. A furry's love to do it. It's fun for them. Exactly.

We all do it. But I was in the other room and one of them kind of bumped into me. I thought

the guy was going from my wallet so I turned around real quick. It seemed different. Did he

yip or did he if we said skip and I said no my name's buddy. Okay, he yipped. If he yipped, that means

hello. If he yiffs, if that happens, well then you got a problem. You know what might have been

if. Might have been if. Well, that happens again. Just go. Grouse. T-B-T-L.

So he's gonna give you the room again today? Oh, probably. Yeah. Well, you have to say something to

him. You don't have any any work done. Really? You don't think his idea of starting with the catch phrases

and working backwards is panning out? Nuts to you, McGillicuddy. Who ordered the winners?

Beep, beep, ribby, ribby. Oh my god, man. We have seen some ****. We had never seen before.

I was just calling to complain because I'm a middle school teacher and all day today I had stuck

in my head. Daddy, would you like some sausage? Well, you sure don't talk like a machine.

You better finish up that vacuuming. I'm gonna have a hot mic in a minute. We're talking

Garamond today.

Hello and good morning. Good afternoon or good evening wherever you are. Welcome to a Thursday

afternoon edition of T-B-T-L. The show. That just might be too beautiful to live.

Spock sabotage the system. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. Here comes me.

It's Millennial Podcaster. Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center,

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