Episode 281: Wings…And More!

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Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2022

⏱️ 132 minutes

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Summary

Look, the thing about the episode today is that we got a lot of ideas about hot dogs. And chicken wings. I guess we were pretty hungry when we recorded the episode. But when it’s YKS Nights…that’s just the kind of crazy stuff you’re gonna get! On today’s show, we’re visiting the Kingdom of Fufu, but just for tonight only! Plus, we got some corny shoe stuff not even I can endorse, a way to stay warm at the office that’s NOT setting the Foreman Grill out the night before, and finally saving Canada from the thorny grip of woke! Gather your Missisaugan friends around the iPad…it’s time to listen to YKS!

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0:00.0	This episode of YKS sponsored by Drugs, but not all drugs are created equal, okay.
0:06.5	Silasibon, for example, Mike, you know this, when taken thoughtfully at sub hallucinogenic
0:10.9	levels, can sharpen your focus, hone your mental clarity, unleash your creativity, expand
0:16.6	your mind, open your heart, easier anxiety, oh yeah, and it'll even cook you a nice hot
0:20.8	breakfast in the morning too.
0:21.8	I mean, it sounds like it, really.
0:23.8	Can't say that, it explicitly says not to say that.
0:27.2	Okay.
0:28.2	Silasibon won't cook you breakfast, but you might feel like maybe doing, you might get
0:34.2	up there and you might start going, oh, I think I'll have a, but something good someone
0:37.8	would have, I can't think of, I don't really eat breakfast.
0:40.3	So what's something somebody would have for breakfast that's like, you can tell they
0:43.1	really put their whole ass into it.
0:46.6	Um, cereal?
0:48.3	Yeah.
0:49.3	So you might take some psilosibon and get up and be like, you know what, I'm actually
0:51.6	making myself cereal today.
0:53.4	I'm actually going to do it.
0:56.2	You know, thank you to psilosibon, a real, a real wonder drug.
1:01.9	You know, you shouldn't experiment with those shrooms you got from your brother's sketchy
1:05.4	friend.
1:06.4	And he's probably one of those guys with the big trench coats that has all the different
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